Guys,
sometimes it’s hard to tell if a woman is into you or not. All women do
it, and it would be considered a massive problem if it weren’t for
their brilliant use of feminism to mask their elaborate scheme to
enslave men.
Here are five sure-fire ways to know if a woman wants to sleep with you: Read more after the cut...
1. She Gives You “The Look”
Pupils dilated. Upper lids fully retracted, while the bottom lids
push up. The eyes will dart back and forth rapidly as she flicks her
tongue from side to side and bears her teeth. This means that she’s
ready to mate, and it’s a clear go ahead.
2. She Pounds On Her Chest
Usually, this behavior was only seen in males, but thanks to the
‘pussification’ process in the war on boys, women have stolen chest
pounding to indicate a desire for sexual conquest. Now, when a woman
pounds on her chest, she’s not just mocking men or announcing her
lesbianhood, she’s actually trying to have sex with men and show her
dominance over the other heterosexual females. Go talk to her, see what
she has to say or grunt about.
3. She Flashes Her Genitals At You
This is one of the key signs. A woman who is interested in you will
often lift up her skirt or dress to reveal her vagina to you from across
the bar. Unfortunately, because of feminism, women are no longer
allowed to wear skirts. They have to wear a man’s pair of pants and
they’re not allowed to be housewives or enjoy cooking. Thus, sometimes
genital display isn’t available, and a woman will use the sides of her
palms to pound on her vagina area DX “suck it” style to let you know
that she wants to start a family with you.
4. She Lets Out A Bit Of Urine Near The Entrance Of Your House
Feminism is a work in progress, and it’s still not customary for
women with money to purchase a husband as a fancy accessory like a race
car or a gun or yacht. Unfortunately, if a woman tries to buy a man a
bunch of nice things in order to win him as a trophy husband, the man
will often feel intimidated. That’s why despite work to remove gender
roles, it’s sometimes best to just revert back to our animal instincts.
When a girl likes a guy, she’ll follow him home and urinate around the
entrance to his nest. The urine pheromones will lead the man back to her
place, where intercourse will take place.
5. She Gets Wet
I’m not just talking about the pussy here. A sexual aroused human
female will also drool at the sight of a man she is trying to copulate
with. While men also do this, often as a part of the illegal rapist act
of catcalling in which they turn into cartoon wolves, the reason for
female drooling during courting is much different. As most human pairing
has taken place in bars in recent history, women evolved a defense
mechanism of drooling very visibly when they know they will leave with a
man that night; that way, in the event she attempts to file false rape
accusations later, there will be plenty of witnesses that will have
observed her incapacitated droolier state earlier at the bar.